Friday, November 8, 2013

Blog is moving!

If you follow my poop get ready because it is moving hardcore to  http://jakewaffles.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Is dark energy not thermodynamics?

     So, as i'm watching a documentary describing thermodynamics and how energy is transferred from one thing to another it shined a light on some similarities of an all too familiar topic which proceeded to pop up in my head. The way heat worked seemed to explain why everything is flowing away from each other as the universe expands. I would not be so bold as to assume that I have just discovered what dark energy is while laying on the floor thinking about it. SURELY this must have crossed the minds of physicists, and must have been eliminated as a culprit by some profound mathematical equation. However, it persists in my mind as a possibility I and felt my thoughts had to be shared and recorded before they were lost to the world, or at least to me.
     
     What is heat? Well, heat is energy, or at least it is the transfer of energy from one particle to another. What is energy? as Einstein pointed out in his famous equation describing the relationship between energy and mass, energy and mass are in fact two forms of the same thing. The second law of thermodynamics states that entropy (lack of order or predictability; gradual decline into disorder.) always increases, and that heat will always evolve towards a thermodynamic equilibrium (move from hot to cold). on a broad scale this means that entropy always increases everywhere, and that it will always be from a hotter more energy filled area of space to a colder less energy filled space.  A more massive place in space to a less massive place in space. the second law of thermodynamics perfectly describes the universe's tendency to spread out and become thermodynamically equal. 

     So is energy not simply being transferred from a more dense area to a less dense one? Or does the laws of thermodynamics simply not apply after some point?

   
      Please do not take this to be science fact. I do not know the math, nor have done any math regarding this claim.  it is simply an expression of my thought process by way of my blog.



Monday, July 22, 2013

Hello Lunch

Fish and vegies


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2 frying pans 
your favorite mixed vegies
fresh ginger root
powdered garlic
cilantro
green onions
fish of your choosing
tailess cooked shrimp
lime
dill weed
fresh parsley
vegie oil
 powdered cayenne pepper
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  1. mince up some of that ginger root! (throw it in the pan)
  2. chop up some green onion (save it for later)
  3. pull off a good portion of fresh cilantro (pan)
  4. favorite mixed vegies! (into the pan)
  5. add as much shrimp as you would like (to the pan)
  6. add a spoon or two of vegie oil to the pan
  7. add powdered garlic and cayenne pepper to the mix (flavor to taste)
  8. (add a pinch of salt)
  9. cook on medium high for 3-5 minutes or so


Bam vegies done
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  1. throw that fish in a pan 
  2. pinch of garlic
  3. pinch of salt
  4. on medium 4-5 minutes one side side
  5. add chopped green onions
  6. 4-5 minutes other side


Fish complete!
______________________________________________
  • plate those bitches
  • sprinkle dill weed on that fish
  • squeeze desired amount of lime on that bish (fish)
  • put some fresh parsley on that plate



DONE
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  1. eat that shit









Tuesday, June 25, 2013

and he can still do things

brilliant 
        so I am still alive
                           and as it turns out
                                          I can still cook things

Norway I miss you

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Wieners on an elevator

As some of you may know, 
I was at an anime convention for the past week or give or take (take 3 days).

One might find his/herself wondering what it is I do at these things.

Wonder no longer!

Some of (but not limited to) what I do.


Monday, May 20, 2013

I'd make you fat

Whenever I feel like being sad,
I stop that, and
instead I make a pizza.
Then I take pictures of it and share it on the internet.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Far Blood 3 Dragon cry

A relatively fabulous
First look 
AT blood 3 cry dragon Far





so sillay

Saturday, May 18, 2013

stuff

sorry for the wait!

Getting ready to go do stuff

Ta Daa~
you see?
all the ladies love me

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Dungeons and dragons Neverwinter

If anyone of you is craving a new MMORPG or a new game to play, Dungeons and dragons Neverwinter might be that game, OR NOT! I hope this first look video can help you to make a decision on whether or not you wish to play it.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Well that was a waste of time

If only we were a little more win





Later I had some more tea, white tea to be precise. 
Mango peach white tea to be even more precise.
I drink alot of tea.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Snazzy clothes

This site is older than sin but I ran into it again and found that their online store is actually full of 
pretty rad clothing.
they gave me a special link that will allow you to get a 5% discount on their clothing items

so I figure I'll share it here.

enjoy! :D







Friday, May 3, 2013

How to make sushi

If you were ever wondering how to prepare sushi,
Let your wondering rest
and watch my


How to sushi.
Cooking with waffles.




Click here for more from Waffles

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Shredded Wheat

Why must you eat me!!!!!!!



OM NOM NOMNOmnomnom



Shadow cat lurks in the background waiting to destroy me


Soon we will have cooking videos so you all have something to look forward to! 





:D

Monday, April 29, 2013

Epic Dinner cats

Today Was an acceptable day.

             More news on Demon cat. (charlizard)
                           
                                   Here we go. Enjoy this stufffffffffff.
                                                                                             ( or else )




Waffles doesn't mess around with  food preparation.


an ordinary bowl of ramen NO MORE.
Make a google+ account and let me know in the comments section if you want to see "cooking with waffles" videos, and I will share with you my mad cooking skills so that all may enjoy tastier ramen. 

or let me know on facebook or twitter!

hope you enjoyed your stay!





Saturday, April 27, 2013

Sushi and fudgesicles

On our way to get some sushi with the speakers pumping out the mad beats,
me and JR Adams roll down the road fearless and hungry.

Nothing will stop me when eating like an Asian is an option.


The sushi was good although I've had better

FUCK UMBRELLAS 
they scary
and sometimes they are birds

later I had a fudgesicle

Kay bye

Play with me

Ended up staying up all night ... too much tea... NO SUCH THING
played a lot of League of legends.

Personally i dont like league of legends im a die-hard Heroes of Newerth player.

WHY dont my friends want to play that with me D:

anyways ... ITS time for me to make breakfast be jelly.

Friday, April 26, 2013

I love Tea

This is for all you tea lovers out there MMMMmm so good .

JR Adams and I will enjoy our glorious cups of outstanding home-brewed tea 
(filled with antioxidants).

YUM YUM


Thursday, April 25, 2013

Uhm Hi?



If you are looking to get my attention, I think you may need more interesting subject matter.

and luckily we discovered that evil cat (Charizard) does not like fans

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Spawn of satan

I've recently been living with the spawn of satan.. STAHP cat STAHP  knocked over my monitor 5 times. tries to eat my cables .. leaped 6 feet through the air only to land on my unprotected shoulder..

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Fear the Veranda

Welcome to the Official blog of the one and only Waffles

     I will keep my first post simple. In the future this will be loaded full of videos and shenanigans for your viewing pleasure. also Cats are not boats